It sure was nice to go out on a school night! <3
I can’t help myself. they were at the counter, so i bought them.”Mexican jumping beans”.And i kind of already knew that they were really little wormies just living inside of these “beans”.
Well, they hopped at the counter, and that was it. never did any jumping since. but i didn’t throw them away, hoping the wormies were okay.
well i get to my desk at work this morning, and the tiny bean jewelcase had made their way into my desk during a purse clean-out in an effort to feel like i was looking busy because i don’t know how to work at an office with people anymore since i’ve worked from home for the last 7+ years.
well i had a baby moth! the beans got borned! well, one bean did (so far).
So DUH…i whispered encouragement and took him out to a sunbeam.
thinking only now that the little dude is doomed, anyway. She is not from Portland. *sigh*
My Uncle Larry would say, “you’re not wiping it off! You’re rubbing it in!”
People generally like to make allowances for attractive people, so in the spirit of generosity, I seriously think that someone should face-fuck Adam Levine with such force that he is no longer able to “sing” but he still gets to live and people can still Ooooh and aaaah over him all they want snapping his picture and shit. But for real, no more maroon 5.